Dynasty Realness By Dumpsta Players
Wednesday December 17 2014, 10:00pm
ALEXIS VS. KRYSTLE CLAW TO THA FINISH
YUPPIES SLAY JANE FONDA WORKOUT
SYLVESTER SERVES THA DRAMA
2014 DUMPSTA AWARDS & HIGHLIGHTS!
Move over “Dallas”, the real bitches on early 80’s television are on “Dynasty”! Alexis and Krystle exchange barbs and within seconds they are fighting, rolling down a hill and landing in mud! Claudia wants Fallon’s baby and Claudia’s husband, Steven, likes da mens! Cowboy Dex loses his temper while Alexis commandeers Krystle’s broach only to result in another catfight!
What can disco queen Sylvester preach to all these bitches about realness?
Puff up your shoulder pads, rip your shirt for that Flashdance look, but don’t wear acid wash to the country club if you want-
In honor of friends who recently passed from cancer, including Charlotte Cardonick, Gloria Casarez and Dumpsta Players performer, Sarah Marshall, a portion of the proceeds from this performance will go to
SARA WEAVER FUND. Sara succumbed to leukemia in 2002.
Learn more about the fund here:
“In honor of Sara's vibrant and generous spirit and her concern for the underserved Sara's friends and family have established the Sara Weaver Fund through The Philadelphia Foundation. Grants from the Sara Weaver Fund will go toward supporting a number of the causes that Sara cared about, especially encouraging minority registration in the National Bone Marrow Donor Program. Your gift to these funds will help others, including providing a full year scholarship to the Paul Green School of Rock to a girl in need.”
If you wish to donate online, follow link and type in “Sara Weaver Fund” to select: https://www.philafound.org/Donors/StartGiving/ContributetoanExistingFund/GiveNow.aspx